ABOUT
Consulting scar tissue, productized.
Telemetria is built by Vrahad Analytics, a Databricks-registered partner that has spent years inside other companies’ lakehouses — migrating them, tuning them, and getting paged when they break. [NEEDS INPUT: partner tier, years, number of deployments worth citing]
Every engagement ended the same way: a folder of ad-hoc notebooks that watched Spark plans, priced jobs, and diffed schemas — rebuilt from scratch each time, because no observability vendor treated the lakehouse as a first-class citizen. Telemetria is that folder, built properly, once.
We are not pretending to be a platform company with hundreds of logos. We are the team that deploys this tool on real client estates and feels it when the skew warning is wrong. That feedback loop is the product’s moat, and the reason the artifacts on this site look like real telemetry: they are drawn from the work.
the spendguard relationship
SpendGuard is not a second product — it is the enforcement arm of telemetria’s Cost Intelligence module. Where the plane observes and attributes, SpendGuard mode enforces: budgets that gate, policies that park idle compute, breakers armed on warehouses — always on the same numbers, always approval-gated. Run attribution alone; switch on enforcement when you trust the numbers enough to act on them.